Unbelievable … I can’t even enjoy a nice church service on Sundays without hearing a chorus full of annoying kids crying with high pitched screams. Babies are everywhere now, can’t the parents just leave them at home? Going to a movie theater, forget about it , because some genius had the brilliant notion to bring all their children into an R rated movie without considering the repercussions (hey it’s the cool thing to do right?) This simply surprises me how some families have the audacity to act that way … that is an EPIC FAIL for parenting. Don’t even begin to calculate how much money goes into raising that baby from a disobedient child to an angst-filled adolescent.
Studies have shown that the average child could cost around a quarter of a million dollars. Hold your breath, yes – the cost to raise a child from age 1 to 18 is $250,000. Sure you get to see your splitting image grow up and enjoy all those hundreds of hours of home movie footage. For a moment, think about what other options you could use that quarter of a million for. I’m proposing that there is a prominent alternative which many do not consider: Buying an exotic super car instead ! Think of all the wonderful experiences you would have with your exciting new Lamborghini Gallardo. Spend that $250k on something that you will enjoy beyond just a few years! It could truly be a relationship without altercations or disagreements.
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Below is a comparison chart :
Child Exotic Sports Car
Endless doctor and medical bills | Dealer services and fees |
Constantly changing diapers daily | Changing oil every 3 months |
Expensive wardrobe and food costs | Auto Detailing equipment |
Random events of puke at any moment | Difficult to avoid rain and bird droppings |
Contagious baby laughter | Sound system that drowns out any noise |
Annoying shrieks of crying | Loud thrilling exhaust sounds |
Attention of mostly older women | Attention from younger, hotter women |
Makes messes all over house | Occasional fluid leaks in garage |
Babysitter required to go out anywhere | Go for an exciting ride any time |
Results in emasculated feelings | Instant boost to confidence and ego |
As you can see, the results are heavily favored towards the car – which makes this a no-brainer
Which would you choose ?
BABY --- OR --- LAMBORGHINI
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