Shark Week Alternatives

So the time of annual shark lovers everywhere began this week - Discovery Channel showing their much anticipated 'Shark Week' ... such a great collection of epicness. Just the very thought of Shark Week can turn normal human beings into crazed lunatics. I find it interesting that many don't know when it starts or what time of the year to mark it on their proverbial calendars ... it simply surprises everyone and suddenly people begin to salivate at the very thought of watching great whites tear things limb from limb. I do thouroughly enjoy watching it. One part of me likes the educational aspect while the other part really wants to see these watery killers feast on helpless animals (of course seeing divers come inches away from death is equally enjoyable). 

They really are an astonishing creature. I find it interesting that Sharks are actually very misunderstood. Many of the fears people have resonate from movies, myth and legend. In fact they are just as curious and scared of us as we are of them. The majority of shark attacks occur with surf boarders and i can understand why. Sharks usually confuse them with seals looking 30 feet below in murky waters - makes sense.

Now I was curious about other species and how they would fare with an entire week dedicated in their honor. Sure some animals are pretty freakin' sweet and should merit 7 days worth of programming. Here are a few examples:

Platypus Week

Alright, this idea is more for comedy than anything else and might last 1 day, 2 at best. You must agree that the platypus is probably the most comical looking animal in the wild. Anybody wondering if God had a sense of humor - here is the proof !

  


Cheetah Week

 Moving on ... next we have Cheetah Week. Lets all be honest, cheetahs are pretty awesome. They simply look cool and have neat colors. I would honestly want one as a pet (if it were socially acceptable and domesticated). Cheetahs are insanely quick - with a top speed of almost 70 MPH. That is ridiculously fast, but keep in mind it comes in short bursts and they must rest frequently afterwards. Their tail is used like a rudder on a ship to help them 'steer' while they are running. Also they usually kill their prey from suffocation which isn't nearly as badass as a shark.

Manatee Week

 Lastly we have the all conquering manatee! Now before you judge, theses creatures are the most misunderstood of any sea beast. Manatees appear quiet, but in reality they are brutal man-eaters! Think about it, its the perfect disguise. They appear like a floating giant oaf, without a care in the world - and when nobody is looking they suddenly transform into the most terrifying vicious beast ever! Manatees are a formidable rival for sharks and should have their own week. Don't believe me? Here is an extremely rare picture of a manatee having his way with some little girl who got what she deserved! 

If I had my way, there would be a "Manatee Week" scheduled right after Shark Week !